Because the stars are watching, and they’ve got jokes.
Get ready for a cosmic rollercoaster filled with drama, insight, and just enough celestial side-eye to make your exes feel seen. Whether you’re a practical Virgo, an emotional Pisces, or a Leo who already assumed this is about you—it is.
From Mercury finally getting its act together on August 11, to a full moon in Aquarius stirring your emotional stew on August 9, August is delivering astro-chaos with a twist of truth.
Scroll to your sign for a brutally honest look at what August 2025 has in store—and bring snacks. You’re gonna need them.
♈ Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19)
Mars hits Libra on Aug 6, shoving your combative charm into the realm of “maybe try diplomacy.” Full Moon in Aquarius on Aug 9 blows up your social life like a group chat scandal. Mercury goes direct Aug 11, so your hot takes stop getting misinterpreted (but only slightly). New Moon in Virgo on Aug 22 says get your health and habits in line—or at least stop eating dinner at 11:45 p.m.
♉ Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20)
The Venus–Jupiter conjunction on Aug 12 blesses your homebody heart. Love, comfort, snacks—it’s an emotional charcuterie board. Full Moon on Aug 9 may bring work chaos. Reassess. Reorganize. Resist the urge to passive-aggressively label the fridge. Mercury’s back on track Aug 11, and the New Moon on Aug 22 asks you to revive your creativity. Or your hobbies. Or both. Just don’t bring up pottery again. We’re tired.
♊ Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20)
Mercury turns direct Aug 11, so you can stop gaslighting yourself and others with miscommunications. Full Moon on Aug 9 reveals something in your communication zone—maybe an ex’s apology, or your own guilt. Either way, yikes. New Moon on Aug 22 screams “get organized!” and you’ll scream “later!” Venus in Leo by Aug 25 brings the flirt, the flash, and possibly a regrettable crush.
♋ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22)
You’re deep in your feelings, but the Venus–Jupiter link on Aug 12 makes those feelings fabulous. The Full Moon on Aug 9 hits your finances—make sure you’re not “accidentally” buying 12 succulents for emotional support. Mercury straightens out Aug 11, so you can have actual adult conversations again. The New Moon in Virgo on Aug 22 is your green light to clean out your inbox and your emotional baggage. Start with both.
♌ Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22)
It’s your season until Aug 22, and everyone’s exhausted. Full Moon in Aquarius on Aug 9 demands relationship clarity—are they obsessed with you, or just tolerating your solar flare of a personality? Mercury goes direct Aug 11, so your drama is once again effective. New Moon on Aug 22 resets your money mindset. Stop tipping like you’re royalty. Unless you are, in which case: carry on.
♍ Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22)
Mercury goes direct Aug 11, meaning you’re allowed to speak without being misunderstood. Full Moon on Aug 9 says fix your sleep, or your mental health, or both. Or just stop doomscrolling past midnight. New Moon on Aug 22 is your personal New Year—reinvent yourself, quietly and with spreadsheets. Venus enters Leo Aug 25, and you suddenly want to be seen—but like, from behind a curtain.
♎ Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22)
Mars moves into your sign Aug 6, so you’re ready to start fights elegantly. Full Moon on Aug 9 cranks up the drama with friends or lovers—or both, if you’re living deliciously. Mercury rights itself Aug 11, so your texts go back to being cryptic on purpose. New Moon on Aug 22 invites you to rest, reflect, and maybe ghost that project you low-key hate.
♏ Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21)
Full Moon on Aug 9 throws a light on your personal life, and what it finds isn’t subtle. You may have to admit someone is either “not your enemy” or “actually right.” Venus-Jupiter on Aug 12 makes you passionate and possibly unbearable. Mercury stops retrograding Aug 11, so your secrets are safer. New Moon on Aug 22 helps you curate your squad—cut the emotional freeloaders.
♐ Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21)
You’ve been spiraling through chaos with optimism, but Full Moon on Aug 9 demands you get real about what you’re actually communicating. Mercury turns direct Aug 11, so your “jokes” stop sounding like insults. The Venus-Jupiter magic on Aug 12 brings spice to intimacy—congrats, someone finds your brand of weird sexy. New Moon on Aug 22 urges a career shift. Do something brave. Or at least vaguely legal.
♑ Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
Full Moon on Aug 9 throws your finances into the spotlight. If you’re impulse-spending like a Libra on vacation, maybe cool it. Mercury goes direct Aug 11, so workplace drama simmers down. Venus-Jupiter on Aug 12 brings potential partners who appreciate ambition—finally. New Moon on Aug 22 wants you to learn something new. Maybe how to relax. Or blink.
♒ Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18)
It’s your Full Moon on Aug 9, so prepare for an identity crisis. The fun kind, hopefully. Mercury direct Aug 11 brings clarity to conversations that felt like riddles. Venus in Leo by Aug 25 adds sparkle to your love life—and possibly a narcissist or two. New Moon on Aug 22 wants you to get real about shared resources. And stop letting roommates steal your oat milk.
♓ Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20)
The Full Moon on Aug 9 exposes your burnout. Sleep. Drink water. Delete that dating app where everyone’s holding fish. Mercury ends retrograde Aug 11, so communication doesn’t feel like deciphering smoke signals anymore. Venus-Jupiter Aug 12 brings cute, creative magic into your world. The New Moon on Aug 22 invites you to upgrade your relationship goals—from “vibes” to “boundaries.”
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