Whether your air smells like bonfires or blooming flowers, the vibe is the same: the year is melting away, and the universe is throwing a September party with fireworks, eclipses, and maybe an emotional cleanse or two.
On September 7, we get a full-blown Total Lunar Eclipse in Pisces, which is like cosmic exfoliation for your subconscious. If you’ve got emotional gunk or unfinished feelings stuffed behind your spiritual fridge—it’s coming out. Loudly.
Then, the New Moon and Solar Eclipse in Virgo hits on September 21, dragging your goals, health, and that dumb thing you committed to back into the spotlight with a clipboard and a red pen. It’s giving “end-of-year progress report,” and for some of us? That’s a jump scare.
Add a Uranus retrograde on September 6 and Mercury doing its analytical perfectionist tour through Virgo (Sep 2) and then Libra (Sep 18), and yeah—September is not here to be quiet. It’s here to fix you.
♈ Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19)
You say you thrive under pressure, so here’s a full month of it. The Pisces eclipse on Sep 7 shines a big neon light on your messy emotions—and no, adrenaline doesn’t count as a coping mechanism. The Solar eclipse Sep 21 gives you a cosmic planner and says, “Do something useful.” Get your life together or at least alphabetize your feelings.
♉ Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20)
Venus enters Virgo on Sep 19, turning your love life into a Pinterest board—but with spreadsheets. The Pisces eclipse brings out your dramatic streak in friendships: either someone becomes your soulmate or your next “we don’t talk about her” anecdote. The New Moon wants you to quit procrastinating on that project you’ve been “thinking about” since June. Do it, or at least act mysterious about why you haven’t.
♊ Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20)
Mercury’s in Virgo and later Libra, so your ruler is giving you the gift of clarity. Unfortunately, that means you can no longer pretend to be confused about your responsibilities. The Pisces eclipse forces a career epiphany. The Solar eclipse practically screams, “Build a schedule.” Yes, with times and everything. Cry into your calendar like the rest of us.
♋ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22)
You are a soft-shelled emotional jellyfish this month, and the Pisces eclipse makes it worse. You’ll be thinking about your purpose, your passion, and that one thing someone said to you in 2011. Venus in Virgo helps ground your drama, but the Solar eclipse reminds you: feelings are not facts, and also, the holidays are coming. Prepare now or descend into a panic spiral in November.
♌ Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22)
Your birthday hangover is wearing off, and suddenly everything feels… structured. Disgusting. The Pisces eclipse will dig up trust issues like it’s being paid. Venus in Virgo asks you to focus on your finances or love life, whichever’s messier. The Solar eclipse on Sep 21 demands transformation—but, like, responsibly. Shine, but do your taxes.
♍ Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22)
Your month, your rules. You’re cosmically blessed with Mercury, Venus, and a Solar eclipse all in your sign. So why does everything feel like a cosmic audit? Because it is. The Pisces eclipse throws a wrench into your love life or partnerships, so if someone isn’t pulling their weight, you’ll be tempted to fire them romantically. Trust your spreadsheet and your gut.
♎ Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22)
The season is yours by Sep 22, but you’ve got emotional cleaning to do first. The Pisces eclipse activates your inner wellness coach—shocking for someone who thrives on ignoring stress. Mercury in your sign Sep 18 boosts your powers of diplomacy, so prepare to mediate drama between friends, lovers, and your own frontal lobe. New Moon tells you: rest now, party later.
♏ Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21)
Here comes September with a therapy session wrapped in a glam filter. The Pisces eclipse gives you heartthrob energy but also emotional instability. Your love life could go full novella if you’re not careful. Venus in Virgo helps cool things down. By the Solar eclipse, you’re refining your friend group, deleting dead chats, and preparing to host a dramatic fall rebirth.
♐ Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21)
This month is like one of your chaotic adventure plans—seems fun, ends in paperwork. Pisces eclipse lights up your inner child and your outer meltdown. Mercury in Virgo forces you to strategize, Solar eclipse forces you to focus on your reputation. You want to skip ahead to December but guess what? You’re not done yet.
♑ Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
Saturn in Pisces retrogrades your patience into oblivion, and the Pisces eclipse adds more introspective drama than you asked for. But you’re secretly loving it. The Solar eclipse is your moment to pivot your goals and flex that quiet dominance. Start planning your Q4 takeover—and maybe take a nap, too.
♒ Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18)
September pokes your inner rebel. Uranus retrograde on Sep 6 pulls the plug on your tech-glazed plans. The Pisces eclipse is a total financial reset. Don’t panic, just budget. Venus in Virgo says relationships require effort and honesty. Don’t ghost people just because it’s efficient.
♓ Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20)
This is your eclipse. Sep 7 is your cosmic purge party, and you’re both the host and the drama. Release what doesn’t serve, which may include your 37 open browser tabs. Venus in Virgo calls for grown-up love. Solar eclipse shoves you into commitment—or at least the conversation about it. No more fairy tale ghosting. Time to put up or moonwalk out.
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